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What Happened to this Bird?

July 18th, 2008 by admin

Posted in July 2008 |

63 Responses to “What Happened to this Bird?”

  1. jeremiah Says:

    bird’s neck got skinned by the hawk. can’t believe he survived that though - would be painful when the wind hit it’s neck.

    bonus props to the victim for fighting off the hawk after getting skinned.

  2. Code Says:

    lol that looks funny.

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  4. yahweh Says:

    that hawk probably came back, was all like “HE! I ate yo neck! HE! HE! Yo necks in my belly! HE HE! Later on, HE! it’s gone come out my butt! HE! Yo neck gone come out my butt, nigga! HE! HE! HE”

  5. ha Says:

    It’s a shame the original photographer can’t tell us the story and what happened to the seagull afterwards. Inquiring minds would like to know.

  6. heyrey Says:

    Um, it probably died dude.

  7. Vedetta Says:

    Hawk doesn’t like redneck.

  8. Dopp Says:

    It will not survive…be reasured…there are others in the Scheme of Nature to take its place.

  9. hs Says:

    btw, it’s a peregrine falcon.

  10. JM Says:

    the hawk(8th picture) scared off the falcon and it undoubtedly ate the white bird.
    the white bird maybe lasted another 5 minutes.

  11. lolbird Says:

    I call photoshop,birds neck is too straight.

    http://www.creationism.org/books/TaylorInMindsMen/TaylorIMMffPigeonSkeletonM.jpg

  12. Photoshop Says:

    Photoshop

  13. roflhawk Says:

    i agree with lolbird, i can totally see pixels

  14. It's real... Says:

    Here is the story everyone wanted. (semi-translated)

    http://translate.google.ca/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dof.dk%2Findex.php%3Fid%3Dnyheder%26s%3Dnyheder%26m%3Dvisning%26nyhed_id%3D433&sl=da&tl=en&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

    Idiot photographer telephoto lens or not. I bet she more then likely scared the natural course of nature away.

  15. losted Says:

    It’s like when you cut a chicken neck he can keep running for a short time.

  16. It's real... Says:

    While I don’t see any buzzards around… idiot was still harsh.

    (kudos on pics Christine)

    “than”

  17. Necker Says:

    How can it hold it’s neck up when all the muscles are gone?

  18. tom Says:

    A long time ago, I watched as a hawk catch a pigeon, remove its head and gullet and fly off, while carrying the remains of the bird, and eat the pigeon in a tree. I suspect that the head and gullet where removed was to lighten the load.

  19. LaBitchSlap Says:

    Dear Code-

    You’re a sick bastard. I bet you dissected live animals when you were a kid.

  20. BOB Says:

    poor bird. Anyway, still alive

  21. George Says:

    Who cares? It’s a rat with wings.

  22. Mike Says:

    Can’t imagine a bird would be able to hold its head up after all of its neck muscles have been removed, so I agree photoshop…

  23. Peter Says:

    I’d like to see that done with a human. Humans are rats, too, you know, George?

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  25. Decoil Says:

    That’s the whole neck, the muscles are intact. Probably can’t fly very well if at all with it’s frontal aerodynamics broken.

    Its dead and eaten by now, but that was still a miraculous recovery.

  26. Jeremy WIlson Says:

    Because the bird is the word and the word got it’s… yech… nevermind. That is some sick minded stuff.

  27. Punk Rock Stud Says:

    Just try not to think of this bird each time you have to piss. “Doctor it hurts!” LMAO2.0 I hope that the strip tease was not a lap dance. How delinial…

  28. Punk Rock Stud Says:

    YUCK, More than YUCK, and YUCKITY YUCK YUCK. I would gather some of my pose of birds and hunt down the hawk and smash his world. Did the veins bleed to much for this interior/exterior experience?

  29. Punk Rock Stud Says:

    “Hey bro, I don’t want your wallet, your jewlry or your neck. I take that back bitch, I WANT you neck!” The bird is a trooper, but you know it is all fuceedured in the head by this point. Welcome to the club bird, we once had rights, but we look to you for that ever vigalent stiff stance. Just say no to Bush and his group, they gonna f**k wit dat leg next!

  30. grey Says:

    I took a closer look at these pics on my photo program and there not real the head and neck are shoped on they tryed to do a good job but you can see the colors are off in the background around the head and neck. and if it is not fake it will be the first time I have seen a real pic come out like that.

  31. Mike Says:

    Don’t you love people who call Photoshop when they have absolutely no credentials? It’s got to be especially embarrassing for them when the link to an ILLUSTRATION of a bird AND it’s not even the right bird! Research is dead. Mediocrity rules.

    Just because something is unbelievable doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

  32. Nick Says:

    I ain’t eatin chicken no more.

  33. Oskie Says:

    If you got your neck skinned by another bird while drivin a tractor, you’re probably a redneck…

  34. earthisstill.com Says:

    Holy Crap!!! It doesnt get any more real than this. The people who say this is photoshop, it cant be, some shit like this can only be real. I beleive it.

  35. Andretii Says:

    clearly the black bird is racist. poor white bird. har har

  36. Dread Knight Says:

    Red-neck.

  37. Pirenne Says:

    @lolbird:

    you might be right, but a link that starts with “www.creationism.org” isn’t really the best possible source of evidence :P

  38. penisdong Says:

    it’s the best possible source of humor

  39. Rugrat Says:

    Ha ha stupid falcon - your prey sure looked all fluffy and white, but once you pulled those feathers out, there wasn’t any meat in the throat area, was there? Tricked you! Prey gets away…

  40. Allie Says:

    Poor poor thing.

    I looked up bird x-rays and it seems like the business part of their necks are really skinny. Their heads don’t weigh too much, so no need for much muscle. Anyway the sea-gull probably won’t make it. If he does not die immediately from injuries than he likely will from infection, but I am rooting for him.

    bird x-ray:
    http://www.nahnyc.com/xrays/Kestrel%20with%20unrepaired%20broken%20wing-1.jpg

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  43. Mnaira Says:

    Looks like through years the (Mo)Hawks have forgotten how to do a proper scalping

  44. brant Says:

    almost every response here tells me most humanity is lost and we deserve to get nuked, but animals shouldn’t have to go down with us. people really are disgusting sadist freaks, as shown here. I hate all of you degenerate fucks.

  45. Alex Says:

    1. The bird is strong
    2. It wants to live
    3. Shit happens when you are small

    4. Respect. Poor bird.

  46. LostCause Says:

    Brant has seen the light. Ethically and morally we as a race have lost all privileges to inhabit this planet. We’ve mistreated the planet that supports us and we even laugh at hard truth that is natures primary law, survival of the fittest. If a large dog ran up to one of you and tore out your throat, would you be laughing then?

    Are things going to get better? I doubt it, not for North Americans (This includes us Canada). We don’t even teach the youth to appreciate nature, to respect others and the things around them and not take the comforts of modern life for granted. We don’t teach philosophy or ethics and we barely see any content of value in history classes now. These subjects could possibly offend someone so the focus has been taken off of them. Without teaching ethics and morals we’ve ended up with a generation of thug gang-banger wannabees. Many of these kids will never benefit the rest of society and their parents should be ashamed. SHAME! Ignorance and apathy run wild and no one has the time to see it much less attempt to fix the problems we’re faced with today.

    Our leadership throttles the economy in such a way to keep everyone working 12 hours a day to survive. JUST TO SURVIVE! Working that much just to feed ourselves it doesn’t give anyone a chance to think, THINK and REALIZE our society’s development is being engineered to produce controllable voting units. The ONLY WAY to control an entire population is to make sure everyone is kept ignorant to the truth and their curiosity and drive to learn is crushed. How do they do it in North Korea? How did it start? Just like this I bet, but they’ve been at it for hundreds, if not thousands of years longer than we have.

    Please, read these quotes, be empowered by the words and start to ask questions! DON’T FEAR THE TRUTH, EMBRACE IT!

    http://quotes.forbiddenlibrary.com/

  47. Ryan Says:

    @LostCause

    No, I wouldn’t be laughing, I wouldn’t have a throat to laugh with.

    Your entire second paragraph can be summed up with 2 words:

    Good parenting. Don’t blame the rest of the world for SOME crappy parents.

    Also, how did you connect a skinned bird with political and global change in leadership?

    You say our leadership hinders our power to think? THE MOST POWERFUL LEADERS IN THE WORLD WERE VOTED FOR. WE made the mistake, if WE don’t like it, then WE will change it.

    @Brant

    Welcome to the internet, a place where people can say what they want with little to no representation or repercussions. You do realize that what you are saying is that you want to nuke over 6 BILLION LIVES then proceed to call everyone ELSE a sadist? That’s a lot of hypocrisy in so few words. You are saying that you want a BIRD (who wasn’t hurt by humans by the way) to live while women, children, the elderly and some of the smartest people who ever lived get killed.

    MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

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  50. Gary Says:

    LostCause, go hug a tree some more you fucking hippy.

  51. wardy Says:

    We human, created to rule the world. what we did effect to animals, and everything on earth too.

    i took pity for the pigeon.. (is it pigeon?) look at it eyes, i think its neck hurt damn bad. cant be help by human? can it swallow anything anymore? one picture the cruel of nature.

    Democration wins because dictator ways are out of date.(so stop about war in korea)

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  53. DD Says:

    You have to teach children to respect themselves before you can begin to teach them to respect anything else, including Mother Nature. Well, except for the WII. All kids respect the WII. When world scoiety gets you down just watch the Pale Blue Dot on youtube.

  54. DD Says:

    dyslexia sucsk

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  56. Alpha Says:

    It’s fake dumb shits.

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  58. dear everyone Says:

    Of course you can see pixels, it’s a tiny, poor resolution photo.
    Anyway, it isn’t a pigeon. Pigeons aren’t white, they’re black/purple. This is a seagull.

  59. DJK Says:

    Um…WTF???

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  61. Made of Food Says:

    Meh. I’ve lived near seagulls my entire live, and while I don’t wish them any deliberate harm - I don’t have a whole lot of sympathy for them either. Granted, they are annoying but they provide a necessary ecological niche - just like spiders. I don’t advocate humans are unfit to exist when a person admires a bird eating a bug. Nature is cruel. Calm down.

  62. Rillo Says:

    I think it’s funny how ppl says it’s photoshop.
    It’s a danish photografer and I’ve read her story, and trust me it’s not photoshop..

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